Life is hard when you are old!

"Well, at least this is definitely an educational experience. From now on I will have a lot more respect for the elderly. Life is hard when you are old!" 

It's been a week since a "wrong experiment" by my girlfriend's father caused a body swap between me... and my girlfriend's grandmother! It is an unpleasant experience for an 18-year-old boy to get stuck in the body of a 68-year-old woman! The only good news is that the machine that can repeat the swap is almost fixed, so I'll have to endure just another couple of days of back pain and awkward situations. 

The bad news is that the grandmother in my body has been missing for a few hours... Everyone tells me to keep calm and that she is just having fun... But I'm afraid she will decide to run away with my young body! And getting stuck in an old woman's body would probably end my relationship with my girlfriend! Especially if that "old woman" is her damn grandma!

Princess hell

"It's finally time for my break. Katy doesn't want me to eat junk food, but I need it. I'm too stressed out to eat a salad. And another 4 hours of "princess hell" await me. Today. And tomorrow another 8 hours. And the day after tomorrow 8 more. If we don't find a way to get back into our bodies quickly, I'm afraid I'll go crazy." 

A week ago my girlfriend and I woke up in each other's body. We don't know how it happened. We don't know why it happened. It just happened. And now we have to pretend that everything is fine if we don't want to end up in a mental hospital. I am a personal trainer, while my girlfriend is an entertainer in an amusement park. She spends all day dressed as a princess, walking around the park to be photographed with children, repeating "Disney princess" themed phrases and other stupid things of this kind. And now I'm the one forced to go around all day in pink clothes, with tiaras on my head, shaking magic wands! 

I don't want to quit. We can't afford it. But these days are putting a strain on my sanity! I really hope that one of these days we wake up in our real bodies. Or at least to find a slightly more manly job soon. That is practically any other job! I want to be able to burn this pink princess dress!

Two days too soon

My relatives looking at me are surely thinking that I am crying because I am sad for the death of my beloved aunt. Nothing further from reality! That damned witch deserved to die! But she could have waited another two days! 

A month ago I was the young heiress of the family McConnel, one of the 5 richest families in the region. As I was close to turning 21, my father was about to entrust me with some of the responsibilities of managing the family properties. Everything was perfect. 

But a month ago my aunt wrote me a letter asking to see me. When I arrived at her house, she told me that she had been watching me in her crystal ball, and that she was disappointed in my behavior. I thought my aunt, who was always weird, had gone completely crazy, but as I thought of an excuse to leave she kept talking. She said she had seen that I didn't respect women enough, and that for the past few years I had been rude to my girlfriends, my cousins ​​and my maids. She concluded by saying that the heir of our family had to be a more empathic and respectful person, and that she would help me become a better person. She snapped her fingers, and I passed out. 

When I woke up I saw hair in front of my eyes. Long blond hair. Not my short brown hair! A moment later I realized that my body had changed: I had become a girl! Hearing my screams, my aunt walked into the room and explained what had happened. She had decided to show me the world from a woman's perspective. She then transformed me into a girl and changed reality: apart from the two of us, everyone believes that I have always been a girl! For a month I was supposed to live like a woman, understanding the social injustices a 19th century woman faces. By the end of this month she would undo her spell. I begged her to give me my life back, but she was adamant. 

It has been a terrible few weeks! I didn't like anything about a girl's life! And nobody considers my opinion anymore! But the horrible month was almost over... there were only two days left... and that damned old woman decided to die! So now no one can undo her spell, and I am trapped in this new reality! My younger brother will inherit the family property and family business, and I will have to marry and have children. No more career, no more ambitions. I'll just be a pretty face for the rest of my life. Just because that old woman died two days too soon!

The Necklace of the Five Flames

 "After all these years I still haven't gotten used to this necklace. Nor have I gotten completely used to this body." 

Ten years ago I was a 19-year-old college student, and I was... a boy. I lived carefree, and often changed girlfriends. One day I broke up with a girl I had been dating for three weeks, but she didn't accept it. She started stalking me. I asked the authorities for help, but I didn't solve the problem. After two months of being stalked, she showed up at my door, apologizing for her behavior. She said she finally accepted our breakup, and that she had a present for me. She handed me a red stone necklace, telling me she would leave me alone if I wore it for a few seconds in front of her. There was no point in making such a request, but it was now clear that she was crazy. Hoping to be able to get rid of her by making a simple stupid gesture, I accepted. She asked Me to say "I accept that you give me the Necklace of the Five Flames", and she wanted to be the one to put the necklace around my neck. As soon as she put it around my neck, I felt a burning feeling all over my body. I saw in the mirror in the room my body reshape itself, until I became a girl. While I was in shock, my ex laughed and said she could finally forget me. She said that the necklace was a powerful magical object, capable of transforming whoever wore it voluntarily. The type of transformation is chosen by whoever puts the necklace around the neck of the new wearer. And only this person can remove the necklace from the wearer's neck, undoing the transformation! As soon as she finished speaking, she walked out the door laughing, before I could process the new information. I tried to take off my necklace, but it wasn't possible. I tried to break it or cut it, but it was indestructible. I tried to call and write to my ex, but she never answered me. 

Getting used to my new life was difficult. Accepting the injustice of my situation was even more difficult. But in the end I managed to move on. I convinced my relatives and best friends of my true identity. I got new documents and finished my studies. After 5 years I started going on a few dates with guys... and in the end I fell in love. Two years ago I got married to a wonderful guy who knows my past. And now we're thinking about having children. My life is definitely a good life, but I don't think I'll ever be able to feel this body 100% mine. Looking into my eyes I will always see a boy trapped in a foreign body. A body that I have learned to accept and tolerate. But not MY body.  Maybe motherhood will help me complete the final acceptance step. I don't know. In any case my husband, my family and my friends will be there to help me. And that's enough to make me a lucky man... woman... person... whatever!

Another problem

- "I don't care if you're a white man or a Chinese woman, I love you anyway. You are the love of my life. And I've always liked both men and women, so it won't be a problem." 

- "I love you too. Damn... I love you so much! But there is another problem we need to talk about. Stop, please. Maybe it's better if you sit down..." 

My girlfriend and I were supposed to get married, but her parents were absolutely against it. According to them she should have married a rich Chinese man, as they had decided for her. Their anger convinced them to turn to a wizard to get me out of the way before the wedding. They decided to transform me, to prevent me from marrying their daughter. So one day I woke up in the body of a Chinese woman: the racial change was their bonus for making fun of me. 

My girlfriend has helped me a lot these days, and she was very clear: she loves me in every body I am. The love she shows me every day allows me to resist, but my problems aren't just about my body. And I have to find the courage to talk to her about it. The magic that transformed me changed not only my body, but also... my "orientation". These days I realized that I still love my girlfriend, but that I have no "physical attraction" to her. I'm not just a Chinese woman. I am a straight Chinese woman.

Too much trust

"Sorry, but you should have expected it. Why should I go back to my body? You are stronger and richer. A male body will make my life so much easier. I'm sorry, but I have decided. I'm leaving, and I bring the medallion with me. Goodbye, Sam... No. Goodbye, Vicky. Have a good life. Next time, don't trust your partner enough to agree to "lend" your life to him or her for a week. As you can see, the consequences of too much trust can be irreparable."

Eris meets Lewis (request) (part 2)

 "How annoying! Every time I leave the house I waste at least half an hour wearing make-up! And that's not even the most annoying thing..." 

It's been two weeks since Eris left me in this new life. My optimistic nature allows me to move on, but it is very hard... The world seems much more terrifying than before. My new shy personality doesn't allow me to make friends, and I feel very lonely. The only ones interested in me are guys who look at me in creepy ways... and I certainly don't want to know them better! But I cannot let myself be overwhelmed by despair! I'm weaker than before, but I'm still myself! I can only use the name Lily with other people, but deep down I know I am Lewis, and Lewis doesn't give up that easily! Today, as I thought about Eris's last words, I had an epiphany: I'm not alone! I'm not the only one that evil being has tortured. She spoke clearly of "previous playmates". So there are other people who are looking for a way out. There are people who have been looking for a solution to Eris's magic for months, or perhaps years. If I find these people and we join forces, maybe we have some chance! It will be difficult, and the odds are not good, but I have to try. For me and for all the lives that Eris has ruined and will ruin! But first... I have to finish my makeup. And then I'll have to choose the right shoes. And then... what if Eris's other victims won't want to meet me anyway? What if they're all prettier and more popular than me? Maybe I should go to the hairdresser first... No! It's not me! It's Eris's magic talking! But I will still win! What a pain! Argh...

 

[The End?]

[Request by Indigo]

Eris meets Lewis (request) (part 1)

(Eris, voiceover): "Yes! That's what I've been waiting for! I wanted to see some tears running down that pretty little face of yours! Before I chose to play with you I watched you for a long time. You were never sad, you never cried. It irritated me a lot. Why should a guy like you be so happy? You were young, sociable, creative and intelligent. Excellent grades in college and full of friends. Thinking about the good life that awaited you bothered me. Well, I already explained what awaits you now, right? Your new personality has been forged this past month. You can work on it a little bit, but you'll never be the same again. And this new body of yours will be your body until the end of your days. You will always be shy: no more hordes of friends in your new life! Much of your confidence has evaporated, and it will never come back. You will be a prim and proper young woman. This will be your prison. This will be your fate. Sorry I'm so direct with you, but I really hated you when you were Lewis. Oh, by the way, now you'll never be Lewis again, of course. You will always be Lily. You will see that all your documents have changed, and no one remembers Lewis. Bye bye, you have been an even funnier playmate than the previous ones. Now I have to go, I'll leave you to your cry. Have a bad life!"

 

[Request by Indigo]

Ex football player

 "I'm afraid I have to give up. I hate doing it, but it is clear that these trainings with my friends are useless. It's a waste of time for me and for them." 

Three months ago, I was the best football player on my college team. But suddenly while I was in class, I started having convulsions. I felt a strong heat throughout my body, and then a strong pain. I passed out, and woke up 3 days later in the hospital. I felt much better, but there was a small problem: I had a girl's body! The doctors explained to me and my family that I had a "chromosomal switch" caused by a very rare genetic disease that occurs around the age of 20 in one in every 30 million people. How lucky I am! Argh... 

Obviously I lost my place on the team, but I was determined to take it back. I asked my former teammates to help me train every day after class. I didn't want to accept reality. But now, after 3 months and no improvement, I have to accept it: I'm no longer a 6'2 tall muscular guy. I'm now a 5'1 petite skinny girl. My football career is over. But I certainly won't go along with the pressure of my mother, who would like me to become a cheerleader! I will become the best female football coach in history!

Sibling rivalry

- "Sis, I think we have to give up and start obeying Mom. Otherwise this punishment will never end." 

- "You're right, I'm afraid... And you should start calling me "brother", sis..." 

My sister and I are twins, we are 18 and we are in the last year of high school. We have always had a "complicated" relationship. We love each other, but we've always had a tendency to fight over any nonsense. There has always been a strong sibling rivalry between us. It is not something to be proud of, but it is an element present in many families. The strange thing is that our mother is a witch! 

One day she got tired of our fights, and decided to swap our bodies using a spell, so that "we would see the world through each other's eyes and improve our relationship". Her punishment was supposed to last a week, but my sister and I, after the shock of waking up in each other's bodies, insulted her in every possible way for several minutes. The consequence of this impulsive reaction was terrible: the punishment became a month long! We couldn't believe it, we were desperate. 

We decided to work together to find a solution: we would find Mom's spellbook and we would have our bodies back. After two weeks of searching, without getting caught by our mom, we found it! We were delighted, but... it was just a fake book! It was our mother's trap: by taking it we triggered a "magic alarm", and our mother arrived immediately... She was furious, and her punishment was terrifying: A WHOLE YEAR in each other's bodies!

At this point we gave up. Any further attempt would risk making this curse permanent. But at least we started helping each other, explaining how to dress and how to behave in our new bodies. Our mother won: we hardly fight anymore. This experience is a nightmare, but at least I'm happy to have my sist... brother by my side. We have finally become friends.

Eris (request) (part 2)

"I'm so tired... I better get ready to go to sleep, as I will have to wake up at 5.30 in the morning. I can't sleep until 7.00 anymore, since my "beauty routine  takes almost 2 hours every morning..." 

It's been 4 months, and I haven't made any progress in finding a way to break Eris's spell. I still live in the one-room flat she left me. I had to assume the identity of "Marissa": no one remembers a "Mark", and all my documents have the name "Marissa" written on them. After the month I went to the beauty salon with Eris, I continued to frequent it often. 

After about 2 weeks, the young manager, Daniel (29 years old), told me he was very impressed with my passion for the world of "female beauty". Probably for flirting purposes, he asked me if I wanted to work there. The idea disgusted me: I did not want to spend in that place an instant more than what my curse imposed on me! But I needed a job... the money Eris had left me was almost gone, and in my current state I couldn't aspire to better jobs... So I accepted, and became the salon receptionist. In the meantime, I started attending a three-month course to become a beautician. The work is terribly stressful: women constantly ask me for advice on how to have hair, nails and skin like mine; men bother me by flirting or staring at me in a creepy way. The final exam to become a beautician terrified me. The "practical part" was not a problem, but I couldn't study to get over the "theory part". Luckily Daniel helped me by talking to the examiner, who was an old friend of his. The examiner asked me very easy questions, and I passed the exam even though I spoke very little!  

I must admit that Daniel has been a good friend over the past few months. After flirting with me a bit at first, he realized I wasn't interested in him and quit. He is the best friend I have in this new life of mine. And what a hard life! I spend a lot of my time styling hair, painting nails and making beauty masks, talking about terribly boring topics that my clients love! Boys, love movies, fashion... I'd pay to talk about football with someone! And when I'm not working I feel the urge to go shopping (if only to try on some clothes that I don't buy!) or to do my make-up or other things like that. So I never have time to look for a way to free myself! I need help... Maybe I should tell Daniel the truth, hoping he will believe me and decide to help me... I don't know, but now I better go to sleep. I have to wake up before dawn tomorrow, again...

 

[Request by Marissa Ellisson; second part inspired by her comment under the first part]

Eris (request) (part 1)

 

- "You're kidding me, aren't you?" 

- "Oh, no. Not now. I've been lying to you all last month, but now I've been really honest with you. I'm not going to transform you back. Never. It'll be too funny to visit you over the next few years, watching how you will adapt to this new life that I have imposed on you." 

- "But you told me you just wanted to punish me for my sexism by forcing me to be a "real girl" for a month. You literally said "Do whatever I tell you and I'll give you your life back"!

- "Yes. I know. And as I'm telling you I lied. I LIED. Can you understand that? I needed you to act like a perfect young lady for a month for my spell to work completely. You see... my magic has immediately transformed you physically, but you could have freely chosen how to live new life anyway. But for a month the magic continues to work, affecting the personality and habits of the subject. If for a month you behave as your new body should behave, coming back how you were before becomes almost impossible. From now on you will find that you need to behave in a feminine way, even if I will not be there to force you. No more trousers for you: only dresses. No more football on the weekend: you will feel the need to go shopping. No more videogames in your free time: you will have a headache until you go to the hairdresser or beautician. No more boyish hobbies. There's a new girly girl in town! You were studying medicine, right? Did you want to be a doctor?" 

- *sob* "Shut up... you monster!" *sob* 

- "Oh, come on! Don't cry! You may not be able to be a doctor anymore, but you could become a lovely nurse." 

- "I said shut up!" *sob* 

- "Well, to be honest... you never studied this month, so I don't think you can really study in the future. So I don't think you'll ever be able to pass the exams to become a nurse. But hey! We've been to a lot of beauty salons this month, so you could be a beautician... You will definitely be fit for that career."  

- "What kind of demon are you?! Who are you?! I don't even know your name!" *sob*

- "My name? You can call me "Eris". And you? You definitely don't look like a "Mark" anymore, so you'd better keep calling yourself "Marissa", like I've told you to do these weeks."

- *sob* Enough! Please don't leave me like this! Why are you doing this to me!" 

- "Why? To have fun, silly head! Now I have to go. I have to find another playmate, but I'll come back to see you every now and then. You are definitely one of my best girly-works of art, Marissa!"

 

[Yep, Eris is the same magical girl from the caption "Puppy eyes"]

[Request by Marissa Ellison]

Asylum therapy (part 2)

(voiceover): "Hello little sister! I'm sorry I didn't come to see you this month, but I've been busy. I think the two months you spent in this asylum helped you. The doctor told me you're making great progress. You stopped repeating those follies about magic and body swapping. If you continue like this, you can go home in a month or two. Are you happy? Unfortunately you'll miss my wedding. Your ex... whoopsie... my girlfriend was so happy when I asked her to marry me three weeks ago. We both wanted you as a bridesmaid, but we understand that now you have to focus on getting over this... nervous breakdown. Now I have to go. We will meet again in three weeks, after my honeymoon. Bye little sister, rest and get better!" 

She will pay for it. I don't know how yet, but my sister will pay for it. I'll be out of this damn asylum in a month, and find a way to get my life back!

[The End]

Asylum therapy (part 1)

- "I'm not crazy! You have to let me go! My sister stole my body! Howmany more times do I have to repeat it to you ?! She has always been envious of me. She always hated being a girl. She was in love with my girlfriend and she hated the fact that our father did not leave the family business to her because she is a woman. She believed that women should be able to vote and have the same rights as men, and failing to have the life she wanted she clearly made use of magic. I don't know how, but a month ago I woke up in her body! And in preparation for this moment she had pretended to have hallucinations and hysterical crises during the last few months, so now you believe that I am crazy! I shouldn't be in this asylum! You have to believe me! Please!" 

- "Unfortunately the therapy has no effect... Maybe with stronger drugs and an electroshock session we will have better luck..."

Favorite Blog

What's your favorite transformation or body swap themed blog (not +18)? 

Personally I really like "Marti's tg captions", a very interesting blog that has also honored me by including this blog in its "favorite list" (Marti, if you're reading this, I'd like you to leave a comment, to be able to chat with you!). 

So, friends, let me know which blogs you prefer! I'm curious :P

The alternative was to die

(voice-over): "Mr. Smith, believe me, there was no other way. If we hadn't used this experimental serum on you, you would have died. I understand that you are in shock now... None of us imagined a similar reaction of your organism... We will give you all the help and assistance we can. Waking up transformed into a woman is terrifying, but the alternative was to die... so you should still consider yourself lucky."

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Dangerous party

"Those guys have no idea of ​​the danger they are in staying here..."  

Seeing those guys having fun at my husband's party causes me unpleasant feelings. Both nostalgia for my old life and concern for them.

Seven years ago I was like them. I was a 22 year old boy who just wanted to have fun. Mr. Gatsby's parties were legendary, as they are now. The idea of ​​crashing his party was tempting. And I did it. I crashed a party, and had a lot of fun for about an hour. Then a man dressed elegantly approached me, and without telling me anything he injected something into my neck. I woke up tied on a bed, and Mr. Gatsby was in front of me. He told me he was tired of rude guys crashing his parties. He had decided to punish me, using me as a test subject for a bio-medical procedure he was working on. He said no more, and made me inject a strange pink liquid. I immediately felt a terrifying pain, which lasted about 30 seconds: my body had changed! It had become a girl's body! 

Mr. Gatsby was thrilled, and as I recovered from the pain he told me I was the perfect girl for him. He said exactly: "You are the perfect woman. You are young, beautiful and aware of what I can do when I get angry. You will become my wife and you will obey me. Always. Otherwise I will make you regret being born. And if you hurt me... well, my men will know what to do to you.". 

I had no choice. I married him. And for the past 7 years I have been his faithful wife. I gave birth to a son and a daughter for him. It's a humiliating life with few freedoms, but at least Mr. Gatsby takes care of me and makes me live in luxury. But still I wouldn't wish my fate on anyone. I hope those guys leave quickly, or my husband is in a good mood today... otherwise I might have new maids in this house tomorrow...

Video diary (part 2)

"Happy birthday to my female body! This video will be my last update of my crazy experience. I'm about to go to the hospital to be transformed back into me!" 

I never would have said that, but I don't regret this year. Sure, I've had terrible months. I felt lost and humiliated. I had to live with annoying long hair... periods... The list of bad experiences would be very long. 

But I also had good times. I finish this year closer to my family, and with a new precious friend, Susy. Oh, by the way... we decided to try to become "more than friends" as soon as I return from the hospital as a man. We have a date tomorrow night! She is a wonderful person, she could be the woman of my life... 

Ah, a week ago I got some good news: Cheryl tried to ruin another ex-boyfriend by beating herself up at his house and calling the police... Too bad he had security cameras this time! Thanks to the footage of her hitting herself and then calling the police in tears, she'll go to jail! And according to my lawyer, we'll be able to get huge compensation from her! That sadistic madwoman got what she deserved! 

Now I have to go, the hospital is waiting for me! A new life awaits me, which I hope will be alongside Susy.

[The End]

Video diary (part 1)

"Hello everyone! It's been ten months, so from today there are exactly... two months left! Yeeey! In two months I'll be myself again!" 

Ten months ago I was a 31 year old guy, and everything in my life was perfect. I was good looking and healthy, I had a great job, I had a beautiful girlfriend, Cheryl. But after three months of relationship I realized that, despite being very beautiful, she was a manipulative and lying girl, and I decided to break up with her. Unfortunately she was also vindictive... In revenge for "breaking her heart", she reported me for beating her! She bruised herself and called the police! 

I trusted in justice... and I was wrong. The jury was convinced by Cheryl's fake tears. The judge gave me two options: 4 years in prison, or a year of "experimental rehabilitation therapy". Apparently a drug capable of changing people's gender was being tested to re-educate those guilty of violence against the weaker sex. I still remember Cheryl's smile in court at the time of the sentence... The idea of ​​spending a year as a woman terrified and disgusted me, but I would be on probation, and 4 years in prison felt like hell. I chose to take the experimental drug. 

After 20 hours of sleep, I woke up in my female version... I lost my job, of course... The first month was the worst time of my life, and I fell into a deep depression. But at least my parents and my sister stayed close to me. They believed in my innocence, and they helped me in every way. I was introduced to a therapist for my depression problem... At first I didn't want to talk to anyone, but the fact that the therapist, Susy, was a beautiful girl helped me to accept. 

Slowly things got better. Talking to an expert made me feel better. I dealt with the problems related to feeling in a foreign body and the new hormonal changes, I learned to deal with the sense of injustice that accompanied me for months, I started to have hope in my life again. Susy advised me to keep a diary or video diary to let off steam about my experience. I learned to dress and make up (just a little bit) and bonded a lot more with my mother and sister. I even got another job!

Two months ago I stopped therapy with Susy, but we remained friends. I really like going out with her, even if everywhere we go we find some nuisance trying to pick us up... Yet another thing that I will not miss in two months! I've never had a female friend... we have a great relationship. And even though I stopped therapy, I decided to continue keeping my video diary. It will be an interesting reminder of the strangest time of my life! And I find it funny to speak to an imaginary audience ahahah!

Things are finally starting to go well!

First hours, then days, now...

"Woo... I'm back here... Damn! Who knows how long it will last this time..." 

You see me as a 30-year-old Japanese lady, but I'm actually a 30-year-old white guy. Until a year ago, mine was a normal life. Then one day I felt a strange sensation, like a strong hiccup. In an instant I found myself in another place, and I felt very strange. Looking around, I saw a room with Japanese furnishings from at least a century ago. Looking down... I saw a body not mine! The body of a woman! I looked for a mirror, and I saw a beautiful Japanese woman! I was about to pass out, but I managed to stay calm! After two minutes I felt that strange feeling again... and in an instant I was back in my body, in my house! I thought it was a dream, but a week later it happened again. In that second experience I was in front of a waitress, who asked me if I felt ok... and I discovered I understand and can speak Japanese! After 10 minutes I had a strong hiccup and returned to my body. I found a note in my room, written in English... from the Japanese woman who was in my body moments before! She too had no idea what was happening to us, and she too was learning a language that wasn't hers while she was in my body. The next week it happened again, and the experience lasted about 20 minutes. The woman and I, who is called Yudeko, started organizing and helping each other. We exchanged all the information we needed. Apparently Yudeko lives in Japan in 1895! Throughout this year we have always left notes with directions on how to behave and what we had done while in each other's bodies. 

Week after week the duration of the mysterious phenomenon have increased. First hours, then days, now it lasts weeks. Last time I stayed in this body for 3 weeks, and after only 2 weeks in my body, here I am again! We are both looking for a solution, but if we don't find it quickly... I'm afraid of being stuck in this body forever! I don't want to get stuck in 19th century Japan, and especially not in a woman's body!

My funeral

"Be strong. You have to be strong." 

I don't really know what to say to my daughter... especially since she's actually my girlfriend, and we're at my funeral! A few days ago Emily and I were happily engaged, but her mother ruined everything. She found a way to swap our bodies, and she decided to live the usual dream of being young again and living with the privileges of a man. I didn't even have time to try to get my body back, because that idiot crashed my car and died 2 hours after stealing my body! I didn't know what to say to Emily... I think it's better to wait to reveal the truth to her. She is already suffering a lot. In the meantime, I'll have to pretend to be her mother, for her sake. Our relationship is obviously over, but I can still help her. I can take care of her.

Am I hallucinating?

"What the heck happened! I was training on the running track, I got distracted to say hello to Abby on the bleachers and when I turned back I saw an Asian girl run over me. I must have passed out for a few moments. I hope that girl is fine... she seemed quite small and thin. I hope she didn't get hurt from the bump. Hey... am I hallucinating? What I see standing above me... is it me?!"

Puppy eyes

(voice-over): "I love those puppy eyes! This is my favorite moment! The moment of betrayal! Not only did I turn you into a girl a month ago, but I lied to you the whole time! Ahahahah I told you that if you followed my orders and behaved like a girl I would turn you back into a boy after a month... and you believed it! In this month I transformed you into a perfect young lady, and thanks to my "magical conditioning" you will have a hard time breaking free from your new routine! Why would I do that? Because I find it incredibly funny! Aww! You are so adorable! It is priceless! Now I'm going to find another "playmate". See you around!"

Do you know who I am?!

- "Do you understand, officer? I want you to use all the men available to catch

that bitch who stole my body!"

- "Miss Reyneld, calm down. We called your husband, who is coming to get

you."

- "What are you talking about?! I have no "husband"! You have to find my body!"

- "Miss, "body theft" isn't even a crime... What you're talking about is impossible...

Do you want to lie down? You clearly don't feel well..."

- "How dare you?! Do you know who I am?! I am Mark Lewings, son of Adam

Lewings! My father is one of the most influential millionaires in the nation! If

you continue to annoy me you will find yourself directing the traffic!"

- "No, miss... You are Susan Reyneld, a married woman, currently unemployed.

You are obviously in a state of confusion. You have to calm down. Soon your

husband will be here."

- "Aaaargh!"

Poor Mark, in the following months he will not be able to prove his true identity

or to get his body back in any way.

And after two months in a psychiatric institution, he will understand that it is

better to pretend to be "Susan" than to live in a mental hospital.

At least until he finds a way to get his life as a wealthy 24 years old heiress back,

he will have to accept being a 33 years old housewife.

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A better person than me

Luckily Rose is a better person than me. He's a better "Greg" than I am. If she

had abandoned me I don't know what I would have done.

8 months ago I spent the night with a beautiful black girl, and then I disappeared,

as usual.

The girl, Rose, was hurt by my behavior, but she tried to contact me only after

finding out that she got pregnant. 

I reacted badly... I disavowed the child, I called her "swindler", I told her that she

only wanted my money (I own many properties, while she is a maid). She ran

away in tears.

Her mother was furious when she discovered my behavior.

With her daughter Rose's consent, she used an ancient family spell to force me to

take my responsibilities: she swapped bodies between me and Rose!

I was scared and desperate, but the "new Greg" assured me that he would take

care of me and that he would help me during pregnancy. I was furious with him

for stealing my body and life, but his words reassured me.

I "moved" to "my home" together with "Greg", which is much better than Rose's

one-room flat.

"Greg" wanted us to get married, to "put things right" before the baby was born.

In any case, "Greg" has been a gentleman so far, I have to admit it.

Over time, we got to know each other, and I felt increasingly guilty about the way

I treated him when he was in this body...

Abandoning a woman pregnant with my child was incredibly cruel.

These months have been tremendous... pregnancy is really hard for women! But

it is right that I am the parent to live it. It is a fair punishment for my behavior.

I just hope Rose decides to give me my body back after giving birth.

I will be happy to take care of our son with her, but I would prefer to do it being

the father, instead of the mother...

I'm 90% sure

"I have to stay calm. It's just a matter of time. I'm 90% sure I'll have my body back by the end of the week. I'm sure my wife will not stand the pressures of being a man in today's society, and will beg to return a housewife." 

1880:

My wife was "tired of my constant teasing of the suffragette movement" and decided to "show me how hard it is to be a woman". She somehow swapped our bodies, calling it "the right punishment for an insensitive sexist like me". After three days in this body I admit that she lives a boring life, that her clothes are uncomfortable and that it is annoying not to be respected as a man, but still men lead much more tiring and stressful lives. She will beg me to be her husband again in a few days, at 90%.

1911:

Well... after 31 years, after having 5 children and after begging my husband in every possible way to give me back my body, I'm 90% sure that I will never free myself from this female body. This "female prison"... I hope the suffragette movement could at least give me back the right to vote...

Lessons learned

"Oh no... It can't be true..."

In the past two weeks I have learned some important lessons.

Lesson number 1: Don't shout racist slurs when there is a risk that a witch

could hear you. She may decide to punish you by turning you into a black guy.

Lesson number 2: If you've been transformed into a black guy by a witch,

accept the change without risking making things worse. If you look for the

witch for days and when you find her you call her "bitch" and you shout

other sexist insults, you could pay the consequences.

A few hours ago I threatened and insulted the witch who had punished me.

I didn't get my body back, and now I have undergone a further transformation.

Being a black guy wouldn't have changed my life too much; being a girl will

change my life a lot... But at least I learned from my mistakes and I will not

risk making my situation even worse! I'd rather avoid getting pregnant, or

losing half of my IQ...

It is better to accept this new life...

My husband left me

 

It's over. My husband left me. Definitely. Heartless.

A year ago he wasn't like that. Before we mysteriously swapped our bodies, she was a kind woman. I was the rich husband, and she was the faithful housewife. Then everything changed.  Ever since I woke up in her body, she's been demanding that I behave like a "perfect wife". But I accepted it... After all, I am now the woman in the relationship. It was terrible, but over time I learned to wear makeup and dress. I learned to cook and to move in a feminine way. I have endured terrifying humiliations to please "my husband". And now, on "my" 40th birthday, he announces that he has a 25-year-old girlfriend. He wants me to leave our home. And because of the pre-marital agreements we signed... he can do it! I will have to go back to live with "my" mother... and she is not even really my mother! I have bravely endured the loss of my body and my life... but this is too much! What did I do to deserve this?

New Princess

"Son, your sacrifice will not be forgotten. You are reborn as my daughter

to save our homeland. The ritual that the priestesses performed on you was

painful, but it made you a beautiful and graceful woman. Now you can

marry Prince Arzan, forging our alliance and saving us all. We asked you

a lot. We deprived you of your right to reign over these lands one day. But

I will do everything I can to make you happy anyway. You will no longer

be a Prince, but also as a Princess you can have satisfactions. I have heard

that Prince Arzan is a great warrior, as you were: your children will bring

great glory to our families. Trust me, everything will be fine."

Traditional Japanese woman

"I'm very proud of you! Look at you! You are a perfect traditional Japanese

young woman! When I kidnapped you three years ago, you were a rude tourist.

You were one of the many young guys who come to my country to have fun,

with no respect for anyone. I watched you for days before choosing you. It was

clear that you were a young man with no values, and it was right to punish you.

Oh, I still remember your screams when you woke up in my basement! But

they were nothing compared to your screams when I transformed you with my

spell. An athletic 23-year-old boy turned into a skinny Japanese girl! Your face

the first time you looked in the mirror was amazing and adorable! How many

times have you tried to escape? How many times have you tried to attack me

during our strict lessons to turn yourself into a "perfect young lady"? You

really thought you could hurt me with that tiny body! Ahahahah But over time

you calmed down. Your new hormones and our lessons have started to take

effect. And now, in just three years, you are a perfect Japanese girl, and I can

plan your wedding with a good traditional husband who will take care of you.

You will be a good wife and a good mother. Oh don't cry! To see my little

creation crying with joy touches my heart! What did you say? Did I promise

to turn you back into a white boy and set you free if you were a good girl for

a few years? Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't remember such a promise. But now

let's go, today we have to choose the traditional dress that you will wear

during your meeting with your future husband. But first you have to do your

makeup again, after all this crying."