Lessons learned

"Oh no... It can't be true..."

In the past two weeks I have learned some important lessons.

Lesson number 1: Don't shout racist slurs when there is a risk that a witch

could hear you. She may decide to punish you by turning you into a black guy.

Lesson number 2: If you've been transformed into a black guy by a witch,

accept the change without risking making things worse. If you look for the

witch for days and when you find her you call her "bitch" and you shout

other sexist insults, you could pay the consequences.

A few hours ago I threatened and insulted the witch who had punished me.

I didn't get my body back, and now I have undergone a further transformation.

Being a black guy wouldn't have changed my life too much; being a girl will

change my life a lot... But at least I learned from my mistakes and I will not

risk making my situation even worse! I'd rather avoid getting pregnant, or

losing half of my IQ...

It is better to accept this new life...