I'm 90% sure

"I have to stay calm. It's just a matter of time. I'm 90% sure I'll have my body back by the end of the week. I'm sure my wife will not stand the pressures of being a man in today's society, and will beg to return a housewife." 

1880:

My wife was "tired of my constant teasing of the suffragette movement" and decided to "show me how hard it is to be a woman". She somehow swapped our bodies, calling it "the right punishment for an insensitive sexist like me". After three days in this body I admit that she lives a boring life, that her clothes are uncomfortable and that it is annoying not to be respected as a man, but still men lead much more tiring and stressful lives. She will beg me to be her husband again in a few days, at 90%.

1911:

Well... after 31 years, after having 5 children and after begging my husband in every possible way to give me back my body, I'm 90% sure that I will never free myself from this female body. This "female prison"... I hope the suffragette movement could at least give me back the right to vote...