Anniversary gift (part 3) (Request)

14 months later:

- "He's beautiful. Our baby is so beautiful." 

Ellen: -"You're right, he's wonderful." 

- "And to think that this miracle would not exist if that condom had

not been defective 9 months ago. You were right to convince me not

to sue the condom company: I should be grateful to them for this gift

they gave us."

Ellen: -"Honey, since you're so happy I think it's time for a confession:

9 months ago I was the one who broke the condom..."

- "You what?!?! Are you kidding?! Is it your fault that I experienced

for the third time 9 months of aches and pains?!"

Ellen: -"Yes, I'm sorry... but I couldn't give up on this new life of mine,

and seeing how you were gradually adapting to being a mother, a wife

and a housewife I hoped that with another 9 months I would convince

you to leave things as they are now."

- "You are crazy! Of course I adapted gradually, after more than two

years in a body that is not mine! What should I have done? With all

the hormones that went through me or I adapted to this life or I would

have gone mad! And obviously I was a good mom: I love our children!

But I would have taken care of them even being their father! Go and

get the medallion now! I want us to exchange bodies immediately,

without waiting for more months!"

Ellen: -"I can't do it. I don't want to do it. I'm too happy in this new

life. Now you're not lucid, you have to recover from the birth. Now

relax. When you get better, you will understand that it's better to stay

like this."

- "Give me the medallion. NOW."

Ellen: -"Shhh. Rest now. The medallion is in a safe place, where nobody,

not even you, will ever find it. We will talk about this matter in a few

months. Now I go, I will let you sleep..."

- "Ellen! Come back here! ELLEN!.. No, nurse, I feel great. Yes, I

know I am Ellen, obviously...No I don't need a sedative...Stop...Ellen...

damn you...Zzz...

[The End]

 [request by mellowfellow]