My husband left me

 

It's over. My husband left me. Definitely. Heartless.

A year ago he wasn't like that. Before we mysteriously swapped our bodies, she was a kind woman. I was the rich husband, and she was the faithful housewife. Then everything changed.  Ever since I woke up in her body, she's been demanding that I behave like a "perfect wife". But I accepted it... After all, I am now the woman in the relationship. It was terrible, but over time I learned to wear makeup and dress. I learned to cook and to move in a feminine way. I have endured terrifying humiliations to please "my husband". And now, on "my" 40th birthday, he announces that he has a 25-year-old girlfriend. He wants me to leave our home. And because of the pre-marital agreements we signed... he can do it! I will have to go back to live with "my" mother... and she is not even really my mother! I have bravely endured the loss of my body and my life... but this is too much! What did I do to deserve this?

New Princess

"Son, your sacrifice will not be forgotten. You are reborn as my daughter

to save our homeland. The ritual that the priestesses performed on you was

painful, but it made you a beautiful and graceful woman. Now you can

marry Prince Arzan, forging our alliance and saving us all. We asked you

a lot. We deprived you of your right to reign over these lands one day. But

I will do everything I can to make you happy anyway. You will no longer

be a Prince, but also as a Princess you can have satisfactions. I have heard

that Prince Arzan is a great warrior, as you were: your children will bring

great glory to our families. Trust me, everything will be fine."

Traditional Japanese woman

"I'm very proud of you! Look at you! You are a perfect traditional Japanese

young woman! When I kidnapped you three years ago, you were a rude tourist.

You were one of the many young guys who come to my country to have fun,

with no respect for anyone. I watched you for days before choosing you. It was

clear that you were a young man with no values, and it was right to punish you.

Oh, I still remember your screams when you woke up in my basement! But

they were nothing compared to your screams when I transformed you with my

spell. An athletic 23-year-old boy turned into a skinny Japanese girl! Your face

the first time you looked in the mirror was amazing and adorable! How many

times have you tried to escape? How many times have you tried to attack me

during our strict lessons to turn yourself into a "perfect young lady"? You

really thought you could hurt me with that tiny body! Ahahahah But over time

you calmed down. Your new hormones and our lessons have started to take

effect. And now, in just three years, you are a perfect Japanese girl, and I can

plan your wedding with a good traditional husband who will take care of you.

You will be a good wife and a good mother. Oh don't cry! To see my little

creation crying with joy touches my heart! What did you say? Did I promise

to turn you back into a white boy and set you free if you were a good girl for

a few years? Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't remember such a promise. But now

let's go, today we have to choose the traditional dress that you will wear

during your meeting with your future husband. But first you have to do your

makeup again, after all this crying."

Keep smiling

"Smile. Keep smiling. They are just children... This nightmare will end

sooner or later. Or at least I hope so..."

A week ago my cousin and I mysteriously woke up in each other's body.

While living in the same city, we have always had very different lives.

I am 32 years old and I own 3 restaurants and 3 pubs, which are managed

by my trusted collaborators.

Kelly is 29 and works as a children's entertainer.

Having no idea what had happened to us and not wanting to be locked up

in an asylum, we decided to continue each other's lives.

Kelly is having no problems, as expected, while I am freaking out after a

few days of work.

I have never liked children, and now I have to live with them 8 hours a

day! These little critters are completely out of control! They don't listen

to any authority!

Every night I have to remove remnants of colors that the children are

supposed to use to paint, but which they throw around the room!

I hope to wake up in my body soon, because I could never take this life!

Racist grandmother

"Hug me honey, everything will be fine. I love you. The important thing

is that we are still together."

I knew my grandmother didn't approve of our wedding, but I didn't think

she would go that far.

My grandmother is a very racist woman, and when I told her I was going

to marry a black woman she tried to make me change my mind in every

way. She stopped talking to me from the day I said "I do".

I was sorry to cut ties with my grandmother, but obviously I would never

leave my wife.

I could not imagine that my grandmother practiced witchcraft, nor that

she wanted to punish me for my "betrayal".

Yesterday she sent me a letter that says "If you decided to betray me and

your blood for a black woman, maybe you deserve to be a black woman

yourself".

I didn't understand the meaning of those words, and I tried to phone my

grandmother, but she didn't answer.

This morning I woke up on the other side of the bed... I was in my wife's

body!

Now all I can do is hold my wife (who is in my body) tight.

I will have to try to convince my grandmother to cancel whatever magic

she has done, but I don't have much hope. My grandmother has always

been a very stubborn person, and I don't think she'll even want to talk to

me as long as I'm in this black body...

It might sound crazy... (150.000 views!)

150.000 VIEWS SPECIAL!

In a few hours we will reach another great milestone for this humble

blog! 150.000 VIEWS! It's nice to see so many people interested in

my stories :)

I would have preferred there were more comments... but over time

they will increase... or at least I hope hahaha

As a Special, I tried to create my first "classic caption", without Gif,

but with text on a picture.

I hope you will like this "classic genre". If you like it, these "classic"

captions could alternate with the caption-gifs on the blog.

As soon as we reach exactly 150,000, I will publish it.

Let me know what you think about it! 

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