"This is the worst breakfast of my life. Being married to a witch is a nightmare."
But it's my fault. When I married her I knew she had magical powers. But she promised she would never use them against me! And she knew my flaws... She knew that sometimes I have "violent outbursts"... And then yesterday it was her fault! She kept making me nervous after a terrible day at work! It was her fault that I hit her! I thought she would understand that I was in a bad time and forgive me... but this morning I woke up in her body! On the bed she left a letter. She wrote me that when she gets home tonight we will talk about how to reorganize our relationship, and made it clear that until I prove to her that I can control my "anger issues", I can forget about getting my body back. All this sucks! I don't want to be stuck in my wife's body for who knows how long! And my eye hurts... Damn witch!
I wouldn't be comfortable with the idea of switching bodies with someone who had previously shown they had no problem "damaging" it.
ReplyDeleteWell, further "damages" (even future ones) could lead to a permanent "reorganization" of the relationship. I don't think the husband wants to risk...
DeleteI hope she doesn’t show him her anger issues in his more powerful body. Or do I?
ReplyDeleteOh, I hope not! But I don't think that's her purpose. I think she wants to "teach him a life lesson"... even at the cost of reorganizing their relationship in order to make him harmless, if he doesn't learn ;)
DeletePerfect bit of karma.
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