Alien abduction

- "Are we back on Earth? Did they bring us back?" 

- "I think... I think so. They dropped us from the spaceship in the place where they kidnapped us." 

- "But... they didn't transform us back, did they?" 

- "I don't think so. Do you by chance feel a strange weight on your chest?" 

- "You're not funny. And yes, I feel it and I hate it." 

- "I was being sarcastic. It was obvious that those bastards wouldn't bother transforming us back. Fuck you, aliens." 

- "Yeah, definitely fuck you, you fucking aliens." 

- "Ahahahah!" 

- "And now what are you laughing for?!" 

- "Nothing special... But it's funny to hear a blonde girl with an angelic face and a sweet voice talking like that! Ahahahah!" 

- "Fuck you too!" 

- "Ahahahah! Sorry!" 

These unfortunate friends were two white boys up until two days ago. On their way home after a night in their favorite pub, they were abducted by an alien spaceship. Their captors were interested in studying human beings, specifically the differences between ethnic groups and genders of "Homo Sapiens". The aliens transformed many times these poor guys with strange injections for two days, gathering the data they needed. Once their experiments were over they released the two friends where they found them, but leaving them in the form of the last transformation they had undergone. So one remained a black version and the other a female version of themselves! They will definitely need some time to get used to their new bodies. Especially the new Blondie.