To move on

  

- "But we'll try again, right?" 

- "..." 

- "Emma... why don't you answer me?" 

- "Because I don't think I want to try again. I don't want to waste time and money anymore. Especially for something that I honestly don't think I want. To be honest, I'm starting to like being a guy." 

- "Emma..." 

- "Let's be clear: I'm not going to keep your body by force. If you find a way to replicate the swap, I'll accept it. But I don't want to spend a part of this new life of mine looking for a way to go back to my old life. Not now that I am finally finding happiness. I want to move on, and I advise you to do the same. In six months we have not discovered anything concrete, we have only been the victim of 3-4 scammers and we have lost countless hours in research without results. Think about your new life, don't throw it away for something that will probably never happen. You are my friend and I would like to see you smile again. " 

- "Smile again? How?! While I'm trapped in your body?!" 

- "What do you think is the use of continuing to fight? I think we should accept our new reality. Are you a girl now? Billions of human beings are. You can be happy in that body too." 

- "Never. I can't accept it. If you don't want to help me, I'll do it myself. I'll find a way to be myself again." 

- "Tyler..." 

- "See you soon, Emma. I thought you were a better friend." 

Over the next few months, Tyler continued to invest nearly all of his time in his research, but discovered nothing. The two former "loser" friends have taken two different paths in life. Emma joined the gym and expanded her friendships, becoming quite popular. She feels good about being a boy now, and she even has a girlfriend. Tyler, on the other hand, is even more of an outcast than Emma was in that body. He has practically no friends, he has no passions. He hates the looks he gets from boys, so he doesn't leave the house very often. He can't accept the new himself, or "herself". He doesn't want to accept it. Emma is truly sorry for him, and always tries to invite him to her new circles of friends. Unsuccessfully for now, but maybe she's starting to see some doubt in her friend's eyes in the last few weeks. Will she be able to convince him to move on?

The news anchor

"Good evening. Today I owe an explanation to all the viewers of our beloved News. I'm your news anchor Jonathan Smiths and, as many of you know, yesterday I uttered various sexist phrases while I thought I was off the air. I know many of you were shocked and angry, and I apologize. Our Network executives gave me two options: immediate firing or undergoing a "chromosomal alteration procedure" to demonstrate my solidarity with the female gender. This job is my life, so I chose the second option, even if frightened by the profound change that awaited me. So tonight I introduce myself to you as Jane Smiths, 100% female, repentant for the uncivilized phrases I uttered. This will be my gender and my body for the next 12 months, at least. After that period a disciplinary commission will evaluate my behavior. If the commission gives a favorable vote, I will be allowed to get my Y chromosome back. I apologize again to all of you kind viewers. And now let's start with the first news for the day... [...]" 

Unfortunately for Jonat... Jane, the campaign against her by numerous feminist groups will still force the Network to fire her a week later. And the "chromosomal alteration procedure" is not repeatable for at least a year, for health reasons. It will be a very tough year for Jane.

Alien abduction

- "Are we back on Earth? Did they bring us back?" 

- "I think... I think so. They dropped us from the spaceship in the place where they kidnapped us." 

- "But... they didn't transform us back, did they?" 

- "I don't think so. Do you by chance feel a strange weight on your chest?" 

- "You're not funny. And yes, I feel it and I hate it." 

- "I was being sarcastic. It was obvious that those bastards wouldn't bother transforming us back. Fuck you, aliens." 

- "Yeah, definitely fuck you, you fucking aliens." 

- "Ahahahah!" 

- "And now what are you laughing for?!" 

- "Nothing special... But it's funny to hear a blonde girl with an angelic face and a sweet voice talking like that! Ahahahah!" 

- "Fuck you too!" 

- "Ahahahah! Sorry!" 

These unfortunate friends were two white boys up until two days ago. On their way home after a night in their favorite pub, they were abducted by an alien spaceship. Their captors were interested in studying human beings, specifically the differences between ethnic groups and genders of "Homo Sapiens". The aliens transformed many times these poor guys with strange injections for two days, gathering the data they needed. Once their experiments were over they released the two friends where they found them, but leaving them in the form of the last transformation they had undergone. So one remained a black version and the other a female version of themselves! They will definitely need some time to get used to their new bodies. Especially the new Blondie.

500,000!

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