Ultimatum

 

"I have to be strong. I wouldn't do that, but I gave her an ultimatum. I have to show her how serious I am. Here we go!" *zack*

 

This girl, 20 years old like me, is my nerdy neighbor. Three days ago she somehow managed to swap our bodies. She told me she needed "a short break from her life". I obviously yelled at her to give me my body back, but it was useless. Yesterday I gave her an ultimatum: if she hadn't canceled this swap by midnight, I would have started ruining her physical appearance. When she returns to her body, she will find it much worse than before! She deserves it! Starting with her hair. And if I don't get my body back tomorrow, I'll think of some other punishment! 

 

Spoiler: to convince someone to take their body back, ruining it is not the best strategy. The time required could be considerably longer...

I'm finally free

"He's dead. He's really dead. The person who kidnapped me years ago. The monster who changed my body on a molecular level through unknown medical procedures, turning me into a woman. The psychopath who forced me to become his wife by threatening my family. He died. I am finally free. After the funeral I'll go with the lawyer to sign the documents to inherit his fortune, and then I'll be able to go my own way. What should I do? Without his medical and scientific knowledge it's impossible for me to get my body back. Should I start a new life far from here, trying to forget everything? Or should I go back to my family? Would they believe me? Would they let me be a part of their lives? I don't know. I need time to reflect. But surely my life will be better from today. After years of humiliation, I'm finally free. I'm free."

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My sweet Becky

- "Becky, it's wonderful that you are here with me again! I knew that not even death could divide us!" 

- "I'm not Becky! I'm still James! I'm the same guy you kidnapped, I keep telling you! With that ritual you performed on me you didn't bring Becky back to life, but you transformed my body into hers!"  

- "Ssshhh My sweet Becky, you are still confused. In time you will remember who you are. After all, you have come a long way from the grave, so it's normal for you to feel weird." 

- "I'm not coming back from any grave! I'm JAMES! You kidnapped me while I was drunk after a college party. You tied me to the center of a strange circle and you read a formula in an ancient language, but you only managed to transform my body!" 

- "Oh, sweet Becky, how long I've been waiting to be able to caress you again!" 

- "Are you listening to me?! I don't know you! Please give me back my body! Or at least let me go!" 

- "Do you think I could allow you to leave this house? Oh, I don't think I can take the risk of losing you again. I will keep you safe. Here. With me. In this house. We will be happy. We will have a long and happy life. Together."