You're joking, right?

-"Forgive me, I didn't understand what you just 

said. You're joking, right? Because if you're not

joking, it would mean that you lied to me! For 2

months! So you have no idea why I turned into a

woman?!" 

-"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry..."  

-"You're sorry! Oh, this makes up for the 2 months

you made me play the part of your girlfriend!" 

-"I... You're just so beautiful! I hoped that with a

little time you would fall in love with me..." 

-"How could I fall in love with you?! Until a few

moments ago I believed you were the cause of this

nightmare in which I am trapped! I thought you

transformed me with some black magic!" 

-"Okay, I'm an idiot. I hope you can forgive me. I 

really like you." 

-"Forgive you?! You forced me on humiliating dates!

You forced me to wear makeup! You even told me I

had to get my ears pierced! You freak!" 

-"I'm terribly sorry! But at least I didn't force you to

dress too femininely. And above all I didn't force

you to be intimate with me! I hoped that part would

be your free choice one day..." 

-"You idiot! I'm a man! I still feel like a man! This

body is not the real me! And I like women, not

weirdos like you! Now you better start running. I'll 

give you a 3 second head start." 

-"Please, let's talk about it..." 

-"1..." 

-"I'm sure I can help you in some way..." 

-"2..." 

-"Ok, ok, I'm leaving, don't look at me with those

murderous eyes!" 

-"3! Come here, you idiot! I may not be as muscular

and strong as before, but I can still hurt you a lot!" 

*sounds of a short chase and numerous kicks and

 punches*