No useful data yet

- Day 126. No useful data yet. I've been keeping a close watch on the bitch who stole my body for over 4 months now, but I haven't found anything useful. She's just enjoying my life, spending my money, dating a new girl every night. I haven't seen anything that looks magical or sci-fi during my surveillance. But how the hell did she swap our bodies?! From Monday I will be able to monitor her for much less time. Unfortunately, I have no money left, so I had to take a waitress job in a diner. Unbelievable... I'll have to spend half of my time getting unwanted pats from yokels looking at me in a creepy way and the other half spying on my body thief who lives happily and carefree. But one day she will take a misstep, and I will find out how to get my money, my home, my gender, my ethnicity, my body and my life back. I'll get it all back.

- Day 364. Tips at the diner have improved since the owner forced us to wear the new uniforms. The extra money partially pays for the humiliation of that little skirt. Oh yeah... No useful data. Yet.

No real damage

 

- "I don't think it's broken, thankfully. But you'll have to put ice on it." 

- "What did I tell you? No real damage." 

- "But you have to stop looking for trouble. You seem to like finding excuses to fight." 

- "Well, it's very satisfying actually. All my life I've been small and weak, and I couldn't gain muscle in any way. Now I finally have a body that makes me feel strong and confident." 

- "Too bad that body is mine! And I would appreciate it if you don't destroy it in the time it takes to figure out what happened to us and get back into our respective bodies." 

- "Destroy it? As I said before, "no real damage". And in fact, I'm improving it. In this month I have made it more athletic than before. In five or six months I will have an incredible body!" 

- "In five or six months I hope we will be ourselves again! What's wrong with you?!" 

- "Sorry, sorry, of course we will continue to look for a solution for our swap. But try to understand me... You know I've always been a tomboy, so for me it's a... unique experience. I can finally see the world with a man's eyes. A tall, strong man. Nobody looks at me as if I'm inferior, or adorable, or in need of help. And to be honest it's nice to have no more problems due to my skin color... " 

- "Yeah, there are really bad people out there... I noticed that this month."

 - "I'm sorry I had to pass this "problem" over to you... 

- "It's not your fault. But you can do something for me if you want to cheer me up." 

- "I could never say no to such a pretty girl." 

- "Ha ha ha. I'm serious." 

- "Ok, ok..." 

- "No more fights." 

- "Mmm..." 

- "Come on, you owe me! That's my body!" 

- "Ok, but on one condition." 

- "That is?" 

- "A date. This Saturday. You, me, a restaurant and a movie of your choice." 

- "I... but... what... You... Are you attracted to me?" 

- "Long before our swap. But now I feel pretty confident enough to ask you for a date. I know it's weird to ask my body for a date... but I'm attracted to who is inside it. You." 

- "I... I have to think about it... I would never have imagined..." 

- "I understand. But until that date or until we get back into our bodies, no "no fights" guarantee. Only "no real damage" guarantee." ;)